i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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