And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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