i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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