y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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