its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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