i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
His nipple licking is glorious
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