bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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