your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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