i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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