it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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