Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
