normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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