; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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