The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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