the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
