Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I hate all girls vehemently.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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