..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She said her name was "party"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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