i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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