Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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