i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My liver just had a heart attack.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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