That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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