she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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