doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
