I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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