this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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