you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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