After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
