I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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