my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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