I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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