i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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