Got a toothbrush?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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