so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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