I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize
