I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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