I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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