He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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