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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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