Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize
