I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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