I am in a vortex of obligation.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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