Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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