Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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