love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
