oh god the rape fog is back!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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