dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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