At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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