Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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