I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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