Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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