I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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