after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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